Because some people are just joining the fun, Five Finger Fridays are a list of the empty packages, found tags and otherwise presumed stolen items turned in to Customer Service. Just Customer Service. There is another ten-gallon storage bin in the store's Claims area that is filled EVERY. SINGLE. NIGHT. Welcome to the House of Wal. Please help yourself.
So spray on a few puffs of your finest Liz Arden knock-off, knock back another few swigs of the Natty Light, grab some Funyuns for the road and clean out yo' diaper bag for the loot! It's another edition of Five Finger Friday ya'll!
-- obviously, a refill package of Alli, ringing in at $62.88
-- most of a pack of Spiderman band-aids (the rest I added to our first-aid kid, because customers always ask for a band-aid and they were probably going into the trash anyway)
-- a Sanyo phone battery
-- L'Oreal Volume Shocking mascara
-- a 1
-- a double feature "Lake Placid" and "Python" DVD (uh, I'm more scared of you for stealling this crap than I am of the crap you stole!)
-- an iPod nano case. (If you can afford an iPod nano, why you got to steal?)
-- a Los Angeles Azules "Para Ti ... Nuestra Historia" CD
-- a Motorola cell phone car charger
-- a Duplicolor Scratch Fix 2 in 1 Premium Touch-Up Repair Kit
-- a Bulldog-brand snap hook
-- a tattoo-sleeve shirt that's being sold as part of our Halloween costumes
-- Digital Concepts digital camera - another $84.88+tax down the tubes
-- an Armitron watch
--a $17.74 Disney watch with a leather wrist strap
-- Ozark Trail (the Wal-Mart outdoors brand) glow sticks
-- some Cover Girl "Skin Clean" make-up (Good thing your skin is clean. Because your conscience sure as hell isn't!)
-- kiddie scissors. WITH RUBBER ENDS SO A CHILD DOES NOT CUT HIMSELF. IF YOU NEED SCHOOL SUPPLIES YOU NEED TO REGISTER WITH SOME CHARITY. DAMN. This is just shameful. It is beyond shameful. I hope the spawn of your diseased loins grows up, moves away, never speaks to you again, then returns to put you in an old folks home where they handcuff you to the bed and you die old, alone and forgotten by everyone you ever knew. While staring at your gallstones in a jar on your bedside table. Because no one ever brings you flowers. Stealing school supplies is just plain wrong. Moving on.
-- a Motorola bluetooth headset (another $38.74+tax down the tubes)
-- Tylenol PM
-- Extra Strength Tylenol (no, I didn't take it, although I wished I had a few pills!)
-- "The Monster Squad" DVD
-- a pack of Fing'rs nail art (Seriously, who knew nail art was going to get all fancy and start dropping the "e"? C'mon. Get real.)
-- a box of Elizabeth Arden Obsession perfume
-- a pair of Bob Allen shotgunner gloves (do they just steal because they want to?)
-- a Linksys Network Adapter (another $59.74+tax, stolen right out of the box because they're sitting right out on the shelf.)
As a special bonus, one of the maintenance ladies found a pack of tags in the family restroom at the rear of the store. It looks like someone went in with a nice selection of items, ranging in size from 3T up to 6 Girls (plus a pair of No Boundaries earrings) and layered them on their baby, then just as calmly walked out the bathroom and right on out the door with $31.41 in toddler & girls clothes that I'm sure are going to come back tomorrow, sans tags and the claim "Oh, we got these as gifts."