Wednesday, July 18, 2007

Skinny, skinny coco-ba, skinny, skinny-ra

First they were stealing the Alli. Now they’re returning it. Guess the anal leakage isn’t worth it for the sake of a few pounds.

One woman returned not one but two Alli starter kits Saturday. One was still sealed and in the packaging. The other was opened and had more than half the pills missing. But she had the receipt. What was I supposed to do?

I figured she’d already suffered enough, especially when I asked her “Why are you returning all this stuff?” and she couldn’t look me in the eye enough to say “It didn’t work like I thought it was going to work.”

Duh. What part of “anal leakage” don’t you understand?

For good measure, she also returned a bottle of hoodia, some Slim-Fast and two packs of DexaTrim.

Issues much? She wasn't even all that fat to begin with - maybe a size 10 or so.

Big girls don't cry. Skinny girls just crap their pants.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

oh bbcamerican, you make my cup runneth over.

"Big girls don't cry. Skinny girls just crap their pants."

omfg, i almost ruined my keyboard spitting liquid as i laughed.

YOU ROCK!

Library Rat said...

"omfg, i almost ruined my keyboard spitting liquid as i laughed."

My first thought was "What is your ass doing over your keyboard?"

Jessica said...

She wasn't even all that fat to begin with - maybe a size 10 or so.


If she was a ten... she wasn't fat at ALL. I'm a 24. I'M fat. A ten is not fat just because it's a two digit number. And before I get jumped on, yes, I realize you weren't calling her fat. I'm just sick of people who think they or anyone else is a friggin whale just because they don't wear a six. I hope the vain little witch crapped herself in front of her boyfriend.

Anonymous said...

http://www.thewvsr.com/alli.htm - this is a great article on the "real" side effects of alli, translated into english even wal-mart customers can understand. maybe you should print it out and put a stack next to where they steal their alli from. big virtual hugs, sunny