First they were stealing the Alli. Now they’re returning it. Guess the anal leakage isn’t worth it for the sake of a few pounds.
One woman returned not one but two Alli starter kits Saturday. One was still sealed and in the packaging. The other was opened and had more than half the pills missing. But she had the receipt. What was I supposed to do?
I figured she’d already suffered enough, especially when I asked her “Why are you returning all this stuff?” and she couldn’t look me in the eye enough to say “It didn’t work like I thought it was going to work.”
Duh. What part of “anal leakage” don’t you understand?
For good measure, she also returned a bottle of hoodia, some Slim-Fast and two packs of DexaTrim.
Issues much? She wasn't even all that fat to begin with - maybe a size 10 or so.
Big girls don't cry. Skinny girls just crap their pants.