BREAKING! This is the hot theft item this summer at Wal-Mart. A weight loss drug. Complete with guaranteed extra poopies for that "not so fresh" feeling.
Really, considering the average Wal-Mart customer - you'd think they wouldn't be worried about losing weight - they'd be more worried about finding a wheelchair cart.
I keep telling the idiot assistant managers that they need to lock these up behind the cage in the Pharmacy, but they say "No, then people could only buy them when the Pharmacy is open."
WELL THAT IS THE FRELLING POINT.
If they are just sitting around on the shelf they are being stolen!
I can't find a good list of ingredients in the things - but I wonder if you can make drugs or something out of them. The amount of theft is positively obscene. Does anyone know if they have the same stuff as cold medicine or whatever it is you make crystal meth out of?
The average "starter pack" as mentioned in the MSNBC/Newsweek article costs $68. Every day we find about 4 of them ripped open and the pills stolen.
If they really are stealing them to lose weight, methinks these people aren't reading the part about "leakage." I hope it happens when the cows are wearing white pants on a job interview at the Waffle Hut. Karma is a cruel and leaky mistress!