So, as a side note to the fallout from the "Suits you sir" post, I owe Heidi a haiku.
That's right. Inspired by a flippant remark, my very unpoetic self has had to get an education in haiku writing. I've spent an hour on this, doing the syllable thing with my fingers and blowing off tonight's episode of "Heroes."
So, dedicated to High-Maintenance and Hostile Heidi, here it is:
A tired worker waits
Pen gripped in hand
“Do you want to return that?”
This being a democracy and all, (for the time being) let's see what you've got. Please limit your topics to Wal-Mart.
UPDATE: Someone pointed out in an email that my original haiku doesn't follow the strict 5-7-5 syllable per line scheme, so I'm reserving the right to re-edit the lines.
Tired worker stands
Ink pen held in waiting hand
How may I help you?