Don't try to return an opened $50 copy of TurboTax 2007 the weekend after income taxes are due and claim that you "purchased the wrong software" by mistake.
Don't argue with me and say that you mistakenly need a security and anti-virus program. How convenient for you that you "mistakenly" purchased a copy of TurboTax on the very weekend before your income tax was due.
Don't raise cain because I won't let you return your opened software.
Don't scream at me that the return policy ought to be posted in Electronics as well as at the Service Desk. You're still not going to be able to return it.
Don't scream at me when I give you the number for the District and Regional Managers and they are not local numbers. I have no control over that or the fact that your ghetto credit is too bad for you to be able to get anything but Metro PCS and you don't want to call long distance.
Don't send your husband back in 45 minutes later with the SAME PACKAGE OF SOFTWARE and claim that it is "defective." Don't you know that I'm going to open the new package and you're still going to have an open package?
Don't you know that karma is a cruel mistress? Your sins shall be weighed and judgement doled out in equal measure for your misdeeds. Tax this heifer!