Wednesday, December 13, 2006

More MoneyGram madness

I have never understood the whole "prepaid debit card" nonsense. You have checks, a debit card, a credit card(s) or you use cash. The only real reasons I can see to get a prepaid card are to control spending, which is actually ludicrous, because you can load money onto the card at any time,, to give a child/dependent money via long-distance, or to be super-conscious of fraud issues by only loading small amounts onto the card.

Anyway. MoneyGram is getting in bed with MasterCard and KeyBank to offer a line of pre-paid debit cards. The pilot program was launched last November, and the signage announcing the national rollout started appearing in Wal-Mart stores and other consumer locations in early October. I do remember seeing the signs, although they didn't stay up for long. Probably a contractual thing for us to promote a partner business, but not too much.

Anyway. This really blonde woman prances up. She's wearing what can only be described as a faux-Western outfit. The closest she ever got to a real cowboy was probably making a connecting flight at the Dallas airport. Upscale western-print shirt, polished brown leather boots up to the knee, jacket trimmed in faux fur, turquoise earrings, bracelets and necklace and an expensive leather handbag embroidered in Navajo design with more turquoise and semi-precious stones.

I start with my usual "Can I help you?" at which she replies that she "wants to recharge this."

"This" turns out to be one of the aforementioned MoneyGram prepaid debit cards. So they do exist.

Now, I know an awful lot about my job, but this is the first time I've ever run across one of these. We got no training on this (typical of Wal-Mart - I should write about the very first day I ever worked Customer Service some time) I had to start making this up as I went along.

I take the card and look at it. It's just a debit card with the MoneyGram and Mastercard logos. It doesn't tell me how to reload the card.

ME: "Ma'am, did they tell you how you can reload the card?"
HER: "No. I called and they said go to a MoneyGram location and give them the card and say that I want to reload it." Now I've dealt with MoneyGram on the phone on average of six to eight times a month for the past few years. They are ALWAYS fairly precise in instructions, such as "Fill out this form," "Have your account number and receive code," etc. I doubt they gave her these particular instructions. But you can't call a stupid spade a spade in the customer service game.
ME: "Ma'am, did they tell you to make an express payment, or to make any other kind of transaction? These are a new product and we've never had one of these before. Which is the truth. I get ALL the difficult questions and I KNOW we've not faced this one before.
HER: She's frustrated and angry at ME by this point, and decides to get mean. No matter that she has this card, has been using it, and doesn't even know how it works. So she goes "NO, IT MEANS THAT YOU'VE NEVER HAD ONE BEFORE. DON'T YOU KNOW HOW TO DO YOUR JOB?"
ME: Oh my god. Does the universe just put evil humans in my path?

I finally see that the customer service number is buried inside the raised numbers on the back of the card. I call the number and ask for help. The customer can reload the card by making an ExpressPayment to a certain receive code using the account number on the card.

And then the MoneyGram agent on the line goes "Is there a problem with the card?" I tell them no, I just need to know how to reload it. And the agent tells me "Reload information is in the kit that's sent with the card and with every card statement. Can you ask for her ID? The card might be stolen. And see if she got the package of materials when she opened the account?"

So I ask the woman. She shows me her ID and she tells me "I got the kit ... I just didn't read it."

So after all this fuss, do you want to know how much money the woman reloaded onto the card? That's right. Forty dollars. And there is a reload fee of $2.50 every time you put money onto it. So. She's paying to add money to her own account. Whatever.

8 comments:

Katie said...

Classic. They're taking over the planet I tell ya. The dumb people, that is.

Thanks for such a great blog full of entertainment surrounding the exploits of dumb people. You are truly a gifted writer.

GR said...

I don't know how you cope, day after day--must be your sense of humor...

too late...the stupids have taken over the planet.
it seems they have cornered the market on passive aggressive behavior as well.

Anonymous said...

OMG! Yeah see, we all need to join hands...make a circle...and slowly pass the shotgun in an orderly fashion from left to right and one at a time start to take people like this out...just really, put them OUT of their misery.

Anonymous said...

God bless you. Really, I don't know how you do it and don't have a liver the size of Texas.
You don't know how to do your job but apprently she doesn't know how to read the kit that came with the card. That is rich.

Anonymous said...

"pass the shotgun"...there aren't enough bullets in this world!

This blogger has single-handedly confirmed that the United States is brimming with imbeciles.

RUDE, Obese, scant education, pajama wearing, no teeth, lying, stealing, do anything to con the system S.O.B.'s!

The entertainment value in these threads is incredible.

Anonymous said...

Do I have to educate everyone?

a pre-paid "credit card" is a simple way that tweekers, illegals and various assorted low-lifes can carry and conceal liquid negotiable assets.

As long as the person loading the card is willing to risk losing the card (as all of us are as we carry cash) and not link the card to an identification, then the card is not traceable to a particular individual. Granted, you can only load so much $$ to the card, in one day (and overall) without linking it to an I.d., but you can simply start another card. That's why the chick in the boots didn't care that it cost here $$ to put more money on the card.

Now, when you think about it, it's just another way to wash money; load a card, or three, with the day
's drug receipts, and move along. Cop stops you, you've got a a couple credit cards. So what?

Mastercard and Key Bank love it. Wally loves it. It's all about fees. The street's simply using them as a laundrymat.

It's all good,
Jess

Anonymous said...

"Do I have to educate everyone?"

I have learned something after reading your comments concerning the last two threads.

I've learned you're going to scrutinize this blog, then rant, you egotistical, condescending
asshole!

Jennifer said...

Pre-paid cards still have a social security number attached to them. Yes, it is possible to commit fraud with this just as it is with most things if you try hard enough.

With my credit union, Im not given an actual debit card, however, I am able to use it at most stores with the star logo. I also dont use checks. I dont use credit cards because Ive worked hard to clean up my credit. I have used pre paid cards, do know how to load them and no, Im not a terrorist or illegal.

Go to any prepaid card site and try to get one without a social which they DO verify. After I got married and had a name change, I had a difficult time getting one until my name went through with the soc sec office.

That being said, this lady was an idiot. If youre going to have a product, you need to know how to use it. I wouldnt trust just handing money to someone and saying, 'hey, load this'. Id know exactly what they needed to do in order to ensure the transaction went through properly.