Wednesday, August 02, 2006

This lunch box might just kill you

THIS BLOG MAY SAVE YOU FROM GREIVOUS BODILY HARM!

Whenever you try to scan something at a register that has been recalled by the manufacturer, the following message will appear: "SALE NOT ALLOWED - PRESS CLEAR"

What this means is that for some reason or another the item in question is not safe for consumers. Well, we got hit by a boatload of these Saturday & Sunday.

Every free moment the Service Desk staff had was spent scanning dozens of those cloth lunch bag holders that Wal-Mart is selling for Back to School to see if that particular color or that particular style was on recall. If it was a recall, we had to fill out a claim ticket for it. Turns out every lunch box in the store that's not made of metal is a recall.

At the end of the day, there were probably four buggies filled to overflowing in the back waiting to be returned to the manufacturer. This was on top of what they'd been taking off the floor all week.

What was worse? Parents and their kids had been shopping all weekend, so you never knew when you'd get one that had been hidden over in grocery for two days and just now discovered. Or shoved under a shelf and kicked around the floor. Remember the infamous "He can cry or he can burn" post? I can just imagine that scene going down at a register because Junior is married to the idea of a Superman lunch box.

So, if you have been shopping at Wal-Mart in the past month and bought your son or daughter a cloth lunch box - TAKE IT BACK. The manufacturer ordered a recall for some reason. We suspect they used asbestos in the lining and got called out on it, because the official reason was "poor quality stitching" - like when has Wal-Mart ever cared about "low quality" anything?

Make the service desk staff check to see if the item is indeed on recall. As far as I know, you shouldn't have to have a receipt to return a recalled item, because there's no question of it being shoplifted or stolen. However, without a receipt, you may not get cash back - only a store credit.

5 comments:

Rob the Webkahunah said...

Okay... I really adore my superman lunch box. Are you sure we're talkin asbestos? cause I can cope with inferior stitching.... I can't cope with my tuna sandwiches being asbestos laden.

Anonymous said...

Last year the same kind of lunchboxes were recalled due to excessive lead content: http://www.consumeraffairs.com/recalls04/2005/ny_lunch_boxes.html

MiKell said...

Crap. I bought two of them, for me and TheHusband.

Does it count the ones with the little pocket on the OUTSIDE for the plastic thermos thingy (also provided)?

Anonymous said...

yes that was so much fun finding those things to at my store. hahahah i sometimes wonder what some of these recalls are all about.

Dirk said...

I had three of these on layaway for my kids and it took 3 CSM's and 40 minutes for them to figure out how to remove them from the layaway bill. Of course since these comprised almost the entire stock of lunchbags in the store and WalMart is the primary purveyor of goods here in redneckville, there are now NO lunchboxes available ANYWHERE in NC. (This is why we put everything on layaway a month ago!) The CSM's told my wife it had to do with the zipper, possibly with the zipper pull coming off and getting ingested or some crazy garbage like that. M'eh. I think my kids would know the difference between a tasty cookie and a metalic zipper pull.