tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6815729.post3827053887477612933..comments2024-03-28T02:55:32.424-04:00Comments on Behind the Counter: LOCKED. Yes. Closed. No. Not Going To Open. Not Even For YouChris Silkhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13856265154447939899noreply@blogger.comBlogger5125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6815729.post-61601424090010540862007-07-20T18:54:00.000-04:002007-07-20T18:54:00.000-04:00I used to work security at Target and I had the pl...I used to work security at Target and I had the pleasure of closing down on xmas eve. The store was closing early at 6PM that day. WM around the corner had closed at 5PM. <BR/><BR/>Lucky for me I was working with the manager who didn't put up with customer stupidity. Around 530 and 545 we started getting an influx of customers. She was cussing up a storm!<BR/><BR/>"Stupid f#$@ers! They got 364 days to buy xmas presents and they're waiting until now??"<BR/><BR/>She pulls out the keys and tossed it to me and said "lock the doors in five minutes." No one gets in. (10 min early which is big no no). <BR/><BR/>I had to do the pantomime of tapping the watch and mouthing sorry to all these idiots who would run up and jiggle the locked door. <BR/><BR/>It was a real laugh riot watching em speed into the parking lot dash up to the door and looked confused as a chimp reading a vector calculus book.<BR/><BR/>Every last one of them were yuppies of a certain age....<BR/><BR/>Lucky for me I'm 6'4" 260lbs, most people didn't argue with me.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6815729.post-48604654761416033572007-07-20T13:57:00.000-04:002007-07-20T13:57:00.000-04:00>does anyone need hydrangeas at 10:30 p.m. that ba...>does anyone need hydrangeas at 10:30 p.m. that badly<BR/><BR/><BR/>May be she was desperate for a hose.DShttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13423780516544529727noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6815729.post-61526617930351766152007-07-20T10:58:00.000-04:002007-07-20T10:58:00.000-04:00I like the foot stomping. She must not have been t...I like the foot stomping. She must not have been told 'no' since she was 5 years old.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6815729.post-68314936867764843612007-07-20T08:57:00.000-04:002007-07-20T08:57:00.000-04:00petulant mime is the new wealthy skinflintpetulant mime is the new wealthy skinflintMLhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05758707330007925978noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6815729.post-89665236821660415012007-07-20T08:53:00.000-04:002007-07-20T08:53:00.000-04:00People make me hate people.People make me hate people.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com