tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6815729.post3025872737718226058..comments2024-03-29T06:11:05.523-04:00Comments on Behind the Counter: How glue can you make me feel?Chris Silkhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13856265154447939899noreply@blogger.comBlogger15125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6815729.post-63419303708347509392007-09-09T00:06:00.000-04:002007-09-09T00:06:00.000-04:00i have to agree w/ heidi. this one made me laugh ...i have to agree w/ heidi. this one made me laugh harder than most of the rest this week. i like the part about slapping her and grabbing her cheetos.<BR/><BR/>i'm going to be giggling about this one for days to come.Beverlyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14754630199774825275noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6815729.post-33780752511040711952007-09-08T12:56:00.000-04:002007-09-08T12:56:00.000-04:00OMFG--"Moo-sows" and "fatty conveyances"HILARIOUS ...OMFG--<BR/>"Moo-sows" and "fatty conveyances"<BR/><BR/>HILARIOUS and true!<BR/><BR/>There is a plan here to re-do all Wal-Marts and part of the plan is to make the aisles WIDER.<BR/><BR/>Dear god, just what people need! An excuse to eat more of the junk sold in ChinaMart.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6815729.post-20334947924312382742007-09-05T23:44:00.000-04:002007-09-05T23:44:00.000-04:00HAHAHAHAHA LMAO "It's glued in." WTF? You should...HAHAHAHAHA LMAO "It's glued in." WTF? You should have asked her if she would tell a police officer that story!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6815729.post-35338588720479185102007-09-05T14:57:00.000-04:002007-09-05T14:57:00.000-04:00I probably shouldn't, as I know they're meant for ...I probably shouldn't, as I know they're meant for people with disabilities, but I can't help calling those courtesy electric carts "fatty conveyances".BHChttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14822204762297464809noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6815729.post-54134452370067312942007-09-05T13:27:00.000-04:002007-09-05T13:27:00.000-04:00http://www.martcart.com/de/images/mc-se.jpgGeneral...http://www.martcart.com/de/images/mc-se.jpg<BR/><BR/>Generally meant for old people. Usually used by moo-sows who can't be bothered to walk.Lisahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01141780609119297318noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6815729.post-66322574663995422972007-09-05T12:38:00.000-04:002007-09-05T12:38:00.000-04:00I was waiting for the end where they complained to...I was waiting for the end where they complained to management and management let them return them anyway.<BR/><BR/>If I called my local police on a fraud like this, they'd laugh silly - and wouldn't do a thing.<BR/><BR/>But hey, you won one! The bad guys didn't get to make their return. Today. Tomorrow, probably.ShopGirlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08469404721780056879noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6815729.post-30299515738620300702007-09-05T11:16:00.000-04:002007-09-05T11:16:00.000-04:00That was great. She probably makes some sort of a...That was great. <BR/>She probably makes some sort of a living on returns to different places. <BR/>Surprised she doesn't have a fake ID or two.clarkinshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02999229966609560739noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6815729.post-14415226759347318072007-09-05T10:52:00.000-04:002007-09-05T10:52:00.000-04:00Never been to a wal*mart before (don't have em whe...Never been to a wal*mart before (don't have em where I live). What's a "mart cart"?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6815729.post-11292197892400662652007-09-05T10:30:00.000-04:002007-09-05T10:30:00.000-04:00She looks at me like I slapped her across the face...She looks at me like I slapped her across the face and then yanked a bag of Cheetos right out of her hands. All the while dancing around the living room of her double-wide dousing it with gasoline and throwing matches while singing "Big Girls Don't Cry."<BR/> Thanks really on of the funniest paras I've ever read, and I've read a bunch.lonerhinohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07565454336267041334noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6815729.post-7259281609088552252007-09-05T09:44:00.000-04:002007-09-05T09:44:00.000-04:00Priceless.Priceless.Library Rathttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15499216926113111810noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6815729.post-1577848775297279112007-09-05T07:29:00.000-04:002007-09-05T07:29:00.000-04:00Most importantly: can't you change the name on you...Most importantly: can't you change the name on your nametag? <BR/><BR/>I stopped a couple of stalkers hitting up my cuter B&N booksellers back in the day when I convinced the DM that the company would be liable for any harm that came to booksellers that were traced due to their nametags -- and it worked!<BR/><BR/>Jes' rock da boat a little. A little.kidelohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04127906941348801567noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6815729.post-66374924725812583012007-09-05T00:52:00.000-04:002007-09-05T00:52:00.000-04:00Many many moons ago (okay, about a dozen moons ago...Many many moons ago (okay, about a dozen moons ago) when I was a CSM, I prayed for people to change their driver's license numbers, because that meant I got to send them to jail.<BR/><BR/>I loved sending those people to jail. bbc, you should find a CSM or manager in your store who enjoys calling the police, and make friends.Mark H. Besottedhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08176876658706532175noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6815729.post-88352375549357020522007-09-05T00:42:00.000-04:002007-09-05T00:42:00.000-04:00Oh...my...God.Funniest post ever! Favorite line to...Oh...my...God.<BR/><BR/>Funniest post ever! <BR/><BR/>Favorite line today: <I>I make to grab it and she yanks it back like I'm going for her bag of Funyuns.</I><BR/><BR/>You sure come up with some good ones!Heidihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00547648198382116917noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6815729.post-56941825556349915502007-09-04T23:47:00.000-04:002007-09-04T23:47:00.000-04:00That would be fraud...by law you are allowed to co...That would be fraud...by law you are allowed to confiscate her licence...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6815729.post-83822419018970575082007-09-04T23:39:00.000-04:002007-09-04T23:39:00.000-04:00Great post!When someone's clearly running a scam l...Great post!<BR/><BR/>When someone's clearly running a scam like that, can't you call the cops?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com